dawnie-dragon:

asbehsam:

divergenttributefromdisneyworld:

(x)

These two will kill me with feels. THESE DORKS WILL HAVE ME KILLED.

"So, Peg leg!"

i laughed too much

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8bit-aion:

theauthorman:

"Pssst, spidey, what’d you get for number seven?"
"Dude, shut up! I don’t wanna get in trouble!"
"I got Waterloo."
“This is a math test!”

are we not going to talk about the fact that deadpool is writing with scissors

8bit-aion:

theauthorman:

"Pssst, spidey, what’d you get for number seven?"

"Dude, shut up! I don’t wanna get in trouble!"

"I got Waterloo."

This is a math test!”

are we not going to talk about the fact that deadpool is writing with scissors

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dulect:


watcha got there

dulect:

image

watcha got there

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Anonymous said:
Over the past year, my sexual fetishes have been slowly getting more perverse; But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I'd hit rock bottom.

swinging-onthe-spiral:

iguanamouth:

image

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I’VE SEEN THIS POST FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS AND JUST NOW GOT THE JOKE.

MOTHER FU-

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crimsonday:

sqvad:

america is never going to win this war on drugs holy shit

What’s that flying across the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO it’s a bag of CRACK COCAINE

crimsonday:

sqvad:

america is never going to win this war on drugs holy shit

What’s that flying across the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO it’s a bag of CRACK COCAINE

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braydaaan:

do u ever wonder if your future partner follows you on tumblr

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blastortoise:

Y’all can understand why the mutants in x-men hate the humans but can’t get why black people hate whites

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sweet-words-of-horror:

attackofthepartycannon:

youcantfakeithardenoughtoplease:

I choked on my water.

la-la is the only one who notices wow

Jfc this is great

sweet-words-of-horror:

attackofthepartycannon:

youcantfakeithardenoughtoplease:

I choked on my water.

la-la is the only one who notices wow

Jfc this is great

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bishopskate:

twerkinshield:

orlandobloomers:

wanna know how punk i am??????

*punches a wall*

drive me to the hospital

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halorvic:

Please extend your courtesy to all Doctors present in the room

halorvic:

Please extend your courtesy to all Doctors present in the room

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edwardspoonhands:

faultinourfantasies:

Is this the most fun a grown man can have [1/2]

Mmmm…I’ve had more fun….

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hi dog

» me to every dog i see (via nerdiegirlie)  
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summershadowtwin:

adventures-of-a-strange-mind:

Phrases and idioms that we still use, which were coined by William Shakespeare.

summershadowtwin:

adventures-of-a-strange-mind:

Phrases and idioms that we still use, which were coined by William Shakespeare.

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junejuly15:

Third Star ***

junejuly15:

Third Star ***

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