cummunismkillls:

these:

cummunismkillls:

friendlyfatigue:

remember when linguini brought a rat he found back to his apartment and got all embarrassed and was like it’s not much. to the rat

Me bringing back my Grindr hookups 😔

there’s rats on Grindr now?

Yeah they’re called men

frankierokin:

ddesertsong:

it just is

tonyhawks-armenianwasteland:

biprincepeach:

brokenblackcatskulls:

silverhawk:

thinking about life & its twists and turns today……a lot for an armadillo to deal with but i’ll be okay………….

In case anyone was worried about this little guy

Thank you, I was :D

armadillo, born and raised in the desert for years without seeing a large body of water: *sees a pool* ohhhhh fuck yeag im goin in that big puddle baby

the-aro-ace-arrow-ace:

ohaiitsarielle:

ironmanstan:

leisurelypanda:

ironmanstan:

ironmanstan:

do the people who made that cgi bulbasaur know they saved a life?

this is a serotonin well and im bringing buckets

Originally posted by chasekip

thank you! i am crying

From this article:

“We grabbed clips of bulldog puppies frolicking and playing with each other, animate our Bulbasaur creature to match that.“

bulbasaur looks like blue toothless

jacksewards:

Roman Senator in 186 BCE voice: DIONYSUS IS TURNING OUR SONS INTO BOTTOMS

catilinas:

the scene where odysseus kills the suitors is very dramatic and all but like. he’s got no clothes on????

i arrive on ithaca

bow: strung

disguise: off

dick: out

thoodleoo:

the worst part about reading ancient roman philosophy is that sometimes you’ll read something expressly saying that people shouldn’t do something that you do frequently and it’s like diogenes threw a plucked chicken at you from 2000 years ago

percyjacksonincorrectquotes:

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:

Rick Riordan finally snapped and released emails he sent to The Lightning Thief movie makers….

I can’t stop laughing

And he was right we HATED IT 

sabertoothwalrus:

sabertoothwalrus:

walking into the water gym with an electric type

I just found this almost 5 year old post my brother made me make and I think it deserves some credit